My dearest parents have been lecturing me about all the important

and not so important aspects of life ever since they found out about my existence, sincerely hoping and praying that I would turn into a decent human being. But they kinda failed one test. They didn't exactly tell me how I was born or how they were born or what people in the movies do behind those giant sunflowers!

My parents never taught me anything about this very important subject

in adult life called SEX. So when it was real life exam time, I barely passed and obviously, not with flying colors! I mean I knew what to do and how to go about it, but it was so awkward that I fumbled through the whole thing and mumbled some really random shit! And this happened, not once, not twice, not thrice, rather almost always! Frustrated AF, I decided to take the matter in my own hands because >>

My name is Priya Dali but most people call me Dali. No, it is not a fan name. That is my actual surname.

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I make drawings for a living. That's what my family tells everyone.

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I am such an obedient daughter that I still close my eyes and giggle softly when there’s a kissing or sex scene. I ended up doing this in my own scenes as well. No, it's not always that cute.

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Not a professional copy-writer. I used to get a C is all of my high-school essays. So brace yourself for some annoying grammatical errors.

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I'm not very funny. Just lame.

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That's all I have to say for now.